A Child's Garden of Model Airplane Glue
The First Grade Primer of the Future

See John. See John get high. John is sniffing model airplane glue. He is happy.

See Mary. She is with John. Mary is playing with John. John is playing with Mary. They are having fun. Shame, shame.

See John's mother. She is playing bridge. She plays bridge every day. She has not seen John in days. She is happy.

See John's father. He works hard all day. He even works weekends. He has no time for bridge. He has no time for John. He is important.

Dick is going to school. He goes to school half-day. His school is crowded. He uses a teaching machine. It is fun. He can not read. Why read? There is TV. He likes recess. Then he can beat up John.